I'm Not A Loser Lyrics - Descendents

Think that I'm a loser 

'Cause now my pants are too low 

Think that I'm a slob 

'Cause I got holes in my shoes 

Think my cock is like 

Just like my dirty shirt 

Well you can fuck off 

'Cause I'm working sixty a week 

You think that life is really tough 

When your daddy won't buy 

You a brand new car 

Take a girl out she won't fuck you 

You just brought her a gram of coke 

Spend all your money on shitty drugs 

I'm not a loser! That's right, 

I'm not a loser! (repeat) 

Cruise down the boulevard 

Wasting Mommy's gas while you're 

Looking for kicks on Friday night 

You're only goal in life 

Is to smoke a joint 

And decide how you're gonna get 

Laid tonight 

You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch 

You arrogant assholes 

Your pants are too tight 

You fucking homos 

You suck, Mr. Buttfuck 

You go for long hair 

No away you fucking gay 

I'm not a loser!