I Wanna Be A Bear Lyrics - Descendents

Got your jourdache jeans 

Got your pretty long hair 

Dinner and a movie powder your nose 

Take their honey for lay 

Just like pay 

You're just a human being on this planet 

You're just flesh and blood like all the rest 

You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass 

Humans are ses I want to be a bear 

I want to shit in the woods 

In my cave hunt my prey 

Could be you, I want to have food 

Burgers not berries 

Ladies are women but women are ladies 

Got a baited hook you are calling it 

Your cherry 

You want to settle down 

And you want to get married 

I don't want to smell your muff