Doghouse Lyrics - Everything Sucks - Descendents

In the world of man in the great rat race 

Makes his speeches 

Then he does what he please 

Winners of the mosh impart their grace 

As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze 

I live in a kennel, smells like rotten cheese 

Chums lots of flies but why should I mind 

Then I get trashed byt the ho that's my wife 

Can't get enough of kickin my hiney 

Life in the canine world 

Cats to chase and a bone to bury 

Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place 

If I get a piece of tail 

I don't want to get married 

This is just a dohouse why should I stay 

If these folks are crazy 

They try to tell me 

That they know where it's at 

I don't know maybe I'm lazy 

This is my doghouse you said I'm a dog 

I live like a dog this is my doghouse 

So now it's time to go work for the man 

I work for the man at the taco stand 

I keep on grinding like a dog always does 

No place to hide for this American dog 

This is my doughouse you said I'm a dog 

I live like a dog this is my doghouse 

When I frickin find what I'm lookin for 

I dig right in and take my place 

Maybe I seem crass and crude 

Bat a dog's got to do what a dog got to do 

This is my doghouse you said I'm a dog 

I live like a dog this is my doghouse 

I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces feel like a 

Hydrant on this doggy street 

Live in the doghouse, Everybody hates me 

I want to get laid, but everybody takes me 

I'm your dog and you're bitches