Cold Beer, Hot Women & Cool Country Music Lyrics - Derailers

Chop! 

Winnie May sits in her rockin' chair 

Well, she dreams of me while she combs her hair 

She's on her front porch and I'm on mine 

She's got a big ol' bud and a jug o' moonshine 

I love hot hot women 

And I love cold beer 

I like hot hot women and cold cold beer 

I love red hot women and ice cold beer 

Yeeoh! 

One day is bad the next is worse 

The Devil gave me an awful curse 

He makes me crave women I can't get 

So, I sleep all day wake up and fret 

But, I love hot women And I love cold beer 

I like hot hot women and cold cold beer 

I love red hot women and ice cold beer 

Yeeoh-oooh! 

It's nights like this that I can't breathe 

Lord, I can't sleep and I can't read 

So I sit on the porch and dream of a dream And then the girl next door she's lettin' off steam 

She's not too skinny but she is too fat 

She's a real hum dinger I don't like 'em like that 

She's got a up-turned nose and a piggys' ear 

But her daddy's got a fridge full o' nice cold beer 

And I love hot women 

And I love cold beer 

Well, I love hot women 

And I love cold beer 

I love hot hot women and cold cold beer 

I love red hot women and ice cold beer