Speed Dating Lyrics - Denise Van Outen

Speed dating, speed dating 

Tick, cross, tick, cross, tick 

No more waiting 

Instant mating 

It's a New York thing 

Hi Randy from Texas 

You're brand new in Manhattan 

You think Britain's a nice city 

Line dancing's on the edge 

Well... 

You've got fourteen older sisters 

You can't read but you like wrestling 

There's a soup like you in England 

It's called Thick County Veg 

Cross 

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You're Todd from the East Village 

Oh, you're terrified of women 

Your shrink has set you homework 

Do I think you're really sick? 

Your mother called you Daddy 

Oh, and locked you in a suitcase 

Wearing nothing but a bowtie 

Hence your nervous tic 

Woo... 

Cross 

Hello Steve from Brooklyn 

You're a regular speed dater 

You tick every girl you meet here 

Try to stop licking your lips 

You're not strictly under 30 

More like 55 and counting 

But you think you pass for 40 

Maybe during an eclipse 

Heh... 

Cross 

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Speed dating, speed dating 

Tick, cross, tick, cross, tick 

No more waiting 

Instant mating 

It's a New York thing 

Yeah, nice to meet you, Nick from New Hope 

What a lovely gentle handshake 

Your skin's so soft and silky 

And your features are so fine 

You're a new post op transsexual 

Need to roadtest your equipment 

Look, I don't mean to be picky 

But I'd ditch that chat up line 

Yeah... 

Cross 

Well hi there Scott from Chelsea 

You're a civil rights attorney 

You love wine and conversation 

I'll be seeing you again 

You give expert accupressure 

Oh, you know all about the G spot 

You always stand for ladies 

Christ - you're only four foot ten? 

Cross 

Speed dating, speed dating 

Tick, cross, tick, cross, tick 

No more waiting 

Instant mating 

It's a New York thing 

Speed dating, speed dating 

Tick, cross, tick, cross, tick 

No more waiting 

Instant mating 

It's a New York thing 

Tyler King 

My pleasure 

You're a boss at William Morris? 

You're an agent to the stars? 

Wow 

Oh, you've only come for your friend Pete 

Me? 

Well, I'm here to start a new life 

That's if I get my green card 

You have friends in immigration? 

Seems I've landed on my feet 

Tick