Back In The Day Lyrics - The Event Ii - Deltron 3030

All the city, chilling on the stoop in the future! 

You said it space friend! 

Boy I tell you, things these days move too fast 

Makes me want to crack wise about how it was back in the day! 

Yo' Homeless Robot! Drop a stoopy ass beatbox! 

Shit is not going well for Homeless Robot, two, three, four 

Before a best-seller meant directors went interstellar 

Before the impeccable smeller 

Before they banned Old Yeller 

In the wake of the presidential dog fucking scandal 

When astronauts rocked the sports sandals 

They didn't have expandable mandibles 

And granules of Jack Daniels didn't heal the wounds of animals 

When botanicals still weren't a biological weapon 

In the war with the tarantulas! 

Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy 

But now we go back and re-rap to make it sound repeaty! 

Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy- 

Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy 

Now we change history like the feat is measly! 

Sarcs these days don't know how good they have it! 

We used to have plutonium in our jet-packet 

We had to take the super two before it had hyperdrive 

Make me wanna holler! Ha! 

But we're still alive! 

You tell em Gorgon! 

Thanks Gorgon! 

Can you guys spare some ?? 

Absolutely not! 

Get a job, robot! 

Can I crash at your place tonight? 

You trash can! 

Get out of here you hunk of junk! 

Can I crash at your place tonight? 

No, get out of here! 

Take it on the road ?? 

Sorry, sorry, overstepped my bounds, it's cool, don't worry about me 

Talk about a malfunction! 

You old hunk of junk!