Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me? Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

A new day was dawning 

Yes one more morning 

Just stretching and yawning 

Picked up my belongings 

And call my crew 

See what we all can do 

Lets go to the mall 

The one with the waterfall 

And take your fathers car 

Although it ain't that far 

They got a whole bizarre 

Of fly girls up the par 

Yeah sounds like a plan 

I need a new Walkman 

We pass the popcorn stand 

And see what we can land 

In the land no less 

I spot a cutie with guess 

And I had on sweats 

She looked unimpressed 

I said dam you fine 

But nothing bout her behind 

I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat 

She said no 

You look like a hobo 

And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe 

I said I'm not that broke 

And I can buy you a coke 

She said this must be a joke 

I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off 

Like a moth 

I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth? 

[Chorus] 

Why you wanna get funky wit me? 

Slow ya roll a little 

Dam you crazy 

Girl, why you wanna get funky wit me? 

Slow ya roll a little 

Dam you crazy 

Girl, why you wanna get funky wit me? 

Slow ya roll a little 

Dam you crazy 

Ok she too stuck up 

I didn't catch so what? 

My partners busting their gut 

Getting me straight stuck, on anger 

Let her go 

Why sweat her so? 

Oh fuck you guys 

Lets fuck with some fries 

At quick stop 

Where the chicks pop, up 

Lets pop at them 

Nigga like a magnum 

Next destination 

Stop at the gas station 

My heart started racing 

Saw this cutie who way thin 

I stalk like Jason 

With no authorisation 

I looked her in her face and asked how her day went 

And her digits 

She said what is this 

It's none of your business 

I'm shorter than a midget 

I fidget 

Shit, she asked why are you nervous 

I said your curves just, amaze the glaze my eyes ova 

I told ya 

She said are you sober 

Venomous like a cobra 

Don't you know that I'm older, than you 

And your crew 

You do what little boys do 

You couldn't deal with this 

Then she sealed it with a kiss, yeah 

I felt dissed, and my crew is steady laughing 

Wen I turn around they act like nothing had happened 

Ahhhhhhh hahahahaha 

Burn Del, Burn Del 

That fool got clowned again man 

Shot shot down 

Oh here he come, Ok we out Del. 

Why you wanna get funky wit me? 

Slow ya roll a little 

Dam you crazy 

Girl, Why you wanna get funky wit me? 

Slow ya roll a little 

Dam you crazy 

Girl 

Why you wanna get funky wit me? 

Hieroglyphics y'all ya don't stop 

We got ghost, go fries got us some girls too 

The ones with the curl doo 

That smell like shampoo 

What's up precious? 

I likes ya necklace 

We doing a show tonight ya might wanna check us 

She said your Del I said I know 

The one on vinyl 

And then she hit a high note 

Y'all is Hiero 

And where's Pep Lover 

I said he on the other, side of town 

But her partner had a frown 

2 out a 3's cool, it ain't bad 

She must not know how to add 

She tripping and things 

Each finger got rings 

We bout to bounce like springs 

But she like where my chicken wings? 

Cutie like can you sign? 

This one time 

So you can be on my mind 

To remind 

I said fine 

Tripping partner like who he? 

He ain't no one 

I know him from Logan 

Was now her slogan 

They was jocking 

She was cock blocking 

They said they gotto take the keeper home block rocking 

She said so 

Niggas with egos 

What you coming out ya face for 

I'm a let you know 

Hoe! 

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