Skull & Crossbones Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

(scratched:) 

I never drink and drive 

cause I might spill my drink 

(Chorus) 

Give me the keys, I'm OK 

Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes 

Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?) 

Wakin' up and it's all a blur again 

If I'm alive... 

If I'm alive... 

If I'm alive... 

If I'm still alive... 

Red Skull more like skull and crossbones 

Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the cones 

It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle 

Drivin' hella drunk without my beltbuckle 

F**k you, I'm OK 

That's what they all say 

Already got a suspended license 

Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin' incense 

Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant 

Pistons pumpin', slumpin' 

Over the steering wheel 

So many drunk drivers on the road 

It's killing fields 

Who gives a f**k? 

If I get caught all I get 

Is a slap on the wrist 

My license tooken is a bitch 

But I still drive with a D.U.I. 

Crash, see my passenger fly 

Through the windshield 

It's hard to see you die 

Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards 

That's what happens playing with a wild card 

How do you feel on trial for killin' your girl? 

Nineteen years old, the end of the world 

Don't know what to do 

Pop's is gonna' kill you 

Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth 

Got you in a predicament 

If I'm drivin' drunk I've got a sickness 

Some fool's is shiftless 

Like me, gifted 

Student GPA: four point oh 

Blood alcohol level past that though 

(scratched:) 

I never drink and drive 

cause I might spill my drink 

(Chorus) 

Three o'clock, time to go 

One more line of coke with cognac 

But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit 

What now Sherlock? 

Key to the lock 

My friend's is tellin' me to stop 

Damn near down the block 

I found cops in the bushes peekin' 

Plus it's the weekend and I'm off the deep end 

I roll through an alley way, can't see 

Getting ansy I hop on the interstate but it's late 

Cops patrol but I don't give a f**k though 

I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole 

Check the rearview, the coast is clear 

Tryin' to focus here but I can't 

Drunk as hell, bust a rail 

Now I'm sailin' off the cliff 

High off the spliff, plus a fifth 

I bust my shit 

Now I'm rollin' down the side like a suicide 

What will my family do if I die? 

Tension builds, I went through hills and trees 

Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees 

I feel pain then a split second later 

Car burst into flames, they won't know my name 

They'll have to check my dental records 

My body is charred 

Burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash 

That's my ass, a thing of the past 

Already dead by the impact of airbags 

(scratched:) 

I never drink and drive 

cause I might spill my drink 

If I'm alive... 

If I'm alive, If I'm still alive... 

If I'm alive... 

If I'm alive, If I'm still alive... 

Skull and crossbones 

Poisonous pathways 

(8X) 

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