Phony Phranchise Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

This is batsumon 

Ikimashou! 

This is real hip hop not no phony phranchise 

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide 

This is D-E-L not no phony phranchise 

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide 

This is Hieroglyphics not no phony phranchise 

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide 

Rag Del, impetuous, tempestuous 

My power's activated, have to make it, funky 

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Del deep, scuba diver wet suit 

Who survived to get loose 

Brewin' in the test tubes 

To the rescue, extradition process 

To get you all stressed 

Step onto my office 

That's what you call fresh 

It's more like some soft breasts 

If I stopped cess, I probably would cough less 

Test it, just to see if ya'll rested 

I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man 

Yo, you miss it in ya' public school district 

Get a book and do the physics 

Yo' I got a cool image 

Like Hendrix, my kindred 

Y'all fuck up to my index 

Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax 

Ain't nothin' new motherfucker man I been black 

Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat 

You paper chasin' when you make it then you spit that 

That your whole life shoulda never even been rap 

Wannabe gangster fool around and get your friend capped 

Talkin' hella shit my brother trying to buy a ten sack 

Man, just call me amphibious 

Submerging so deep yanking curtains on these idiots 

Walking 'round oblivious more than annoying 

Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed and 

Times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment 

Walkin' round the town all 'noid and bent 

Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka 

Intoxicated some of y'all call it faded 

With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden 

Sleepin' in the lobby of the Days Inn 

Photos 

Never outdated 

When my power's activated, have to make it, funky 

I'm barn storming, alluring, curing 

Your ailments with lyrical talismans 

Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer 

Your tool to reduce your little rhymes are non-existent 

Meticulous methods I use to modify 

The style you all should try 

Posh poetics, cost effective 

Neck and neck with sun beams 

Transcends the fabric of time 

Yah, it's one thing 

Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakerz 

Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you meager 

Style malfunctional I'm punchin' in early 

Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (who?) 

Del is, got you cornered like a cougar 

Comin' up with new words like you must be a lummox 

Wanna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts 

Lactose intolerant your bowels'll blow up 

Catastrophic so deep can't locate with metal detectors 

Listen more then once you'll need several inspections 

I'm sicker than a beef recall 

Reiterate the fact with flows that free fall 

Reintroduction the classic material 

That last with imperial 

Props and Pop Will Eat Itself 

Hotter than coals tread and your feet'll melt 

Like plastic I castrate contenders 

With a crew that got more power than the Westcoast Avengers 

Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor 

It's just that real hip hop not no phony phranchise 

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide 

This is D-E-L not no phony phranchise 

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide 

This is Hieroglyphics not no phony phranchise 

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide 

Mouth watering musical madness 

More bomb than Bombay in glad bags, get mesmerized 

Spellbound Del found profound 

Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental 

I used to be dazed and confused 

Now I'm amazed and amused 

At life and its clever ruse 

I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble 

Brain damage got 'em befuddle 

Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear 

Your over there in the corner drinking non-alcoholic beer 

Dominating, commentating moving on to great things 

Embracing the lunacy, lacing the community 

With one, two, and three for all clueless emcees 

They need guidance, tutorials from the Overlord of skill 

Magnifying music with my magnificent mind 

That blinds with such shine it's embarrassing 

Hop in the caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans 

You know what, I'm claimin' dozens 

It's Sudden Impact Crib Death 

It's big threat major counter-act like tazers 

Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers 

I crave flavorings with custom tailorings 

I can comunicate with aliens, it's a daily routine 

It's never failing you fiends to get cream 

By the continuity the rhymes move in unity perfectly with the tunes 

I hope it hits you soon 

When my power's activated, have to make it funny