Money For Sex Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

Let the buyer beware 

and prepare for the scare of 1991, yo 

brothers get dumb without no remorse, yo 

gas they hand and then they thrown off course, yo 

I coulda told ya so 

I'm no dummy 

girls out there will act funny for the money 

if ya rollin' in dough, she'll treasure ya 

instead of a pager 

she carries a cash register 

it's cool for the fool that just happens 

to be a crack dealer or rappin' 

back in the day 

it wasn't no problem 

cause it was ok, to just have a job then 

but, nowadays ya gotta have the status 

but, natives ain't goin' for the madness 

hey, they barely outta their teens 

16 & 17 year olds livin' like queens 

cause, honey trips without the checks 

and ayo 

money trips without the sex 

so next is somethin' that natives don't need 

headaches & heartaches 

and I refuse to partake 

in money for sex 

in any form or fashion 

all ya hopes & dreams I'm like smashin' 

and I know otha brothas know how I feel 

so you can step cause (it ain't no big deal), 

(Chorus:) 

"Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up..." 

Where, oh where did the good girls go? 

It seems all that's left in the Meadow is hoes 

not the kinda hoe that you use in your garden 

yes the kinda hoe that'll make your dick harden 

but it's more than a dolla for a holla 

and more than a thousand for a peak up her blouse, and 

more than a million if ya have children 

cause nowadays girls wanna make like a killin' 

so babies come in handy 

and they'll just eat up your dough like candy 

give her some Brandy 

and let her roll around in the Benz 

and she'll give up the crotch and brag to all her friends 

thinkin' they can play me like a field trip 

that's why I slugged my honey dip 

cause that's more than I can stand 

and I'm the man who sets it right again 

bust they in the lip 

and the bitch will never bite again 

you ain't gettin' with my nubain brothers 

cause before you even hit them covers 

I warned 'em 

told 'em what was up before you bitches even swarmed him 

cause they'll be next 

if I didn't hip my brothers to the sex 

so you can try to rob and steal 

but we were right on ya heels because (it ain't no big deal), 

(Chorus:) 

You say crack sellers are swell fellas 

takin' you to school in his 5.0 

like I don't know that your boyfriend is paid 

ya musta told me 18 times, the other day 

bamboo earings & gold teeth 

and I know you must be givin' up the whole piece 

he's just payin' for the sex 

and I know you prostitutes is playin' with the sex 

so who's next? 

Don't think that you can play the Homosapien 

cause I got plenty of friends that's like waiting in the trenches 

and I know your intentions 

you wanna be down with a rapper 

so you clap your 

thighs around my legs like a sandwich 

but I'm not famished 

your schemes & plots are outlandish 

tan is the color of my skin, but 

false is the color of your grin 

so you can't win 

this ain't no joke 

and honey dip you can quote 

note for note 

and squeal like a billygoat 

and tell your friends that Del is stuck up 

but in reality 

you phucked up 

now nubians ain't givin' money for the sex 

and ayo 

nubians ain't givin' money for the sex 

you stuck out in the cold 

like a mole on my asshole 

cause brothers ain't givin' up another red cent for the sex 

now, don't you look foolish? 

Ya gold diggin' ass looks goulish 

pale as a ghost cause ya post high like a man is a big wheel 

because (it ain't no big deal). 

(Chorus:) 

(Bridge:) 

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