Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

What's happening? I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring 

Rap and sing Unlike the homogeneous clones 

I'm into earth tones, birth stones and erogenous zones 

The more ticklish the more you have 

Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs 

And before that was Canarcie, I'm a disturbed and bitter herb 

Like saltwater and parsley, mics crawl up, tights fall down 

That's my mnemonic voice stalactite slash stalagmite 

You may have this Maglite, it survived the apocalypse 

And for the fragile force of an agile horse 

Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips 

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