If You Must Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

It's important to practice good hygiene 

At least if you wanna run with my team 

I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen 

This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream 

They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things 

Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting 

I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum 

I was a victim of breath on him 

Running his yap about what sets he from 

Gotta get some gum gotta get him some 

He turned it down, his teeth was brown 

Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation 

I had to ask the dope to pass the soap 

Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans 

Or bathrooms in a bus station 

He had a can of Olde E and some raisins 

Amazing... head to toe B.O. 

He didn't know, used to the fragrance 

Just as the days went without bathing 

He felt manly and not like a maiden 

He had one dread, and fungus 

Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers 

Girls let the guy you were with the tongue ya 

So guys take your cue from this num-ba(number) 

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(CHORUS) (x2) 

You gotta wash your ass, if you must 

You gotta wash your hair, if you must 

You gotta brush your teeth, if you must 

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy 

Now at class you need total concentration 

But there's kids in the back holdin conversations 

Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys 

Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids 

Coast and Joy, they leave their absence 

One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks 

Brimstone, girls would never bring him home 

I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone 

And said, "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa" 

I know some people your ass should be submerged 

Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd 

Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid 

Well look it up 

And while you're at it, get a cup 

And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle 

You get our vote for most stinkiest 

That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail 

I said he was stale 

Underarms is ripe 

Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats 

And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect 

Nigga check, yourself 

Respect yourself 

And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt 

Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive 

The funk got you captive 

You don't need a map bitch 

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(CHORUS) (x2) 

You gotta wash your ass, if you must 

You gotta wash your hair, if you must 

You gotta brush your teeth, if you must 

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy