Dr. Bombay Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

Intro: 

Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay 

Yo, we got a patient in the front 

that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus 

And she wanna know can you solve it... 

Verse One: 

Mistadobalina is a jack-ass, much like a donkey 

And I'ma pin the tail on the funky 

Has anybody seen Del? Head swelled 

Cause I get paid well, kickin much tail 

Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros 

You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss 

Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind 

I lose a fan but I'ma be fine 

Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could 

Make it funky real good 

Take it then I looped it 

Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID! 

The Motorbooty make you shake your rump 

to the brand new D-Funk 

Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk 

to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk 

Coming from around the way 

It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay 

Chorus: 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

(sing it, sing it, sing it) 

Dr. Bombay 

Could you find time and could you stay 

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 

(It's, so, funky!) 

Verse Two: 

Large as a black woman's gluttius maximus 

And the question everybody's asking us 

"Where'd you get your funk from" 

A brother named George and some 151's 

So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers 

I jam, and Mistadobalina eats smut 

Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic 

Now you know everything is terrific 

Funk in the 1990's that's ironic 

So grab you a sack of that chronic 

Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto 

But I'm under the sun in the meadow 

Me and Miss Amazon sittin on my lap 

Butt so big when she walk it clap 

Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest 

Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus 

Chorus: 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

(Has anybody seen that...) 

Dr. Bombay 

Could you find time and could you stay 

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 

(sing it, sing it, sing it) 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

(Dr. Bombay) 

Verse Three: 

Watch your watch, cause if your spouse calls 

Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?) 

You peeped out my drawers on your fence 

I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof) 

(Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock 

Cause you're real far from a ballerina 

So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina 

Freeze, and get up off your knees 

Everything that Dr. Bombay say 

Is guaranteed to make your day 

So OOPS upside your head 

I like Club Med hangin out with the dreads 

And girl if you ain't got a germ 

I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm 

But if you ain't down with Del funk 

Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya!) 

Cause I won't have fraudulent foes 

under my nose, if you won't eighty-six the clothes 

Get out the way, so I can save the day 

Cause I'm Dr. Bombay 

Chorus: 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

(Peace to the Boogiemen) 

Dr. Bombay 

Could you find time and could you stay 

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 

(I hate having to wait) 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

(D-E-L and Hieroglyphics, hahahahaha) 

Dr. Bombay 

Could you find time and could you stay 

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

Dr. Bombay 

Could you find time and could you stay 

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 

(Ice Cube and DJ Pooh) 

Dr. Bombay 

He don't stop and he don't play 

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 

Dr. Bombay 

Dr. Bombay 

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