Pissin' On Your Steps Lyrics - Singles - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

Pissin' on your steps 

It's D E L Tha Funkee Homosapien to the rescue 

I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two 

Dancers back on soul train 

And ya know soul train, get the phat doodie stain 

Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent 

Using step 1 and step 2 to keep the show valid 

Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots 

And realize a hammer's just a mallet 

Toss him like a salad 'cause he ain't truly gifted 

Now the party's lifted by the crew hieroglyphics 

Golly-wolly, not another Elvis and Priscilla 

Ice is cool but I can't stand vanilla 

Because he takes a style and tries to mock it 

Ain't nothin' personal, G, but I'm kinda into chocolate 

It's all about the black and it's like that 

And I'm so laid back 'cause I smoked a phat sack 

Plus I'm almost through and done with a 

Whole 40-dog of Old English 800 

Now I peep ya concept, ya think ya got a rep? 

Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

[Incomprehensible] I don't think so 

[Incomprehensible] I don't think so 

No Del is not a mean fellow 

Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow 

See I'm rather mellow, some call it lazy 

Me and myself and I ain't with the daisies 

'Cause I'm no goddamn flower 

And every single dancer in circumference receives a golden shower 

I'm here to insult the hip hop John Travolta 

Ya think ya all that but really you're shorter than a midget 

I don't fidget, with the ballet, fuck a dancer 

Because that's what my pals say 

And brothers don't shake ya rumps 

Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts 

Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia 

And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya 

Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind 

Blasted all out like a feline 

See I'm givin' you advice make ya think twice 

'Cause dance groups don't last past minute rice 

So change ya concept acquire some skills on the mic 

While I'm pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

Ooh, pissin' on your steps 

I gotta take a leak for the weak 

I gotta take a leak for the weak 

I gotta take a leak for the weak 

I gotta take a leak for the weak 

I gotta take a leak for the weak 

I gotta take a leak for the weak 

Who do you think you are 

Pissin' on your steps? 

Who do you think you are 

Pissin' on your steps? 

Who do you think you are 

Pissin' on your steps? 

Who do you think you are, ooh