Women Do Funny Things To Me Lyrics - Del Reeves

Doo do do do doo a doo do do do doo 

On a bareback camel I rode across Egypt 

Without water in the blistered sun 

And in Spain I stood calmly without even a cape 

And for the bull he was too tired to run 

Bound and tied a gagged and nailed in a barrel I went over Niagara oh yes 

But baby last night when you said you loved I turned into a quivering mess 

Cause women do funny things to me women do funny things to me 

I'm usually perfectly calm and colective and curious as I can be 

But ruby lips swingin' hips bitter minds tender sighs 

Pretty curles and flirty girls I see they do funny things to me 

Without a guide or a gun I went a huntin' 

Killed a tiger with my two bare hands 

Without a rope and barefooted I climbed Mount Everest 

And didn't even get a blister on my hand 

Through the Okefenokee I waded pass the gators 

And the snakes and skeeters and flies 

But baby last night when we started kissin' 

I said Lord I can't stand it I'm gonna die 

Cause women do funny things to me... 

Without a dog or a sled I walked across the Yukon 

It was spring but it was forty below 

And when they began to plan for the moon 

Guess who volunteered to go 

Yes I'm always ready to show my courage and my extreme bravery 

But baby last night when you talked marriage you scared the living outta me 

Oh women do funny things to me... 

Funny things to me doo do do do doo funny things to me