There Is Nothin' Like A Dame Lyrics - Dee Does Broadway - Dee Snider

We've got sunlight on the sand 

We've got moonlight on the sea 

We've got mangoes and bananas we can pick right off a tree 

We've got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot of dandy games 

What ain't we got? 

We ain't got dames! 

We get packages from home 

We get movies, we get shows 

We get speeches from our skipper 

And advice from Tokyo Rose 

We get letters doused with perfume, 

We get dizzy from the smell 

What don't we get? 

You know damn well 

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We've got nothing to put on a clean white suit for 

What we need is what there ain't no substitute for 

There is nothing like a dame 

Nothing in the world 

There is nothing you can name 

That is anything like a dame 

We feel restless, we feel blue 

We feel lonely and in brief 

We feel every kind of feeling 

But the feeling of relief 

We feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Riding Hood 

What don't we feel? 

We don't feel good 

Lots of things in life are beautiful but, brother 

There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever 

In any way, shape, or form like any other 

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There is nothing like a dame 

Nothing in the world 

There is nothing you can name 

That is anything like a dame 

Nothing else is built the same 

Nothing in the world... 

Has a soft and wavy frame 

Like the silhouette of a dame 

There is absolutely nothing like the frame 

Of a dame 

So supposed a dame ain't bright 

Or completely free from flaws 

Or as faithful as a bird-dog 

Or as kind as Santa Claus 

It's a waste of time to worry over things that they have not 

Be thankful for 

The things they've got 

There is nothing that you can name 

That is anything like a dame 

There are no books like a dame 

And nothing looks like a dame 

There are no drinks like a dame 

And nothing thinks like a dame 

Nothing acts like a dame 

Or attracts like a dame 

There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here 

That can't be cured by putting him near 

A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame