Where The Tarantula Lives Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets 

The Pope owns CBS 

The subway cars have been equipped with bars 

And they're cloning Rudolph Hess 

Samantha Fox has gone frigid 

The President's painted green 

Jesus Christ has been frozen in ice 

But he still makes the scene 

Everybody wants to know what gives 

But I know where the Tarantula lives 

Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats 

The Fever's spread to town 

Ol' Doris Day has been taken away 

Has anybody seen my downs? 

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Popeye got killed in combat 

Donny and Marie went punk 

B.F. Skinner has eaten my dinner 

There's a body in that trunk 

Everybody wants to know what gives 

But I know where the Tarantula lives 

Uncle Bob caught fire 

The protesters are on strike 

Mr. Green Jeans is acting obscene 

'Cause his Jello has been spiked 

Honesty is a liar 

The truth is in the sink 

Auntie Bess says "I must confess 

Now what do you all think?" 

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Everybody wants to know what gives 

But I know where the Tarantula lives 

(x3) 

(I know where) 

Everybody wants to know what gives 

But I know where the Tarantula lives