The Puking Song Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

When I have to puke at night 

I can be so indiscreet 

I don't run down to the john 

I just throw up on my sheets 

I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor 

It smells so bad it makes me puke some more 

I'm lying in puke six inches deep 

So I just smile and go back to sleep 

(Chorus) 

Oh, how I love to sleep in vomit 

You don't know the joy I get from it 

Waking up to the smell of spew 

Makes me shout I love you! 

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When I wake up it's almost noon 

That rotten smell goes through my room 

I take a whiff it smells okay 

So I rise to greet the brand new day 

(Chorus) 

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When I have to puke at night 

I can be so indiscreet 

I don't run down to the john 

Then he just says the line "I just throw up on my sheets" 

for the rest of the song which is about another minute