The Girl With The Strong Arm Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema 

Saved it from itself I like to think 

The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings 

Including one she found under the sink 

The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander 

That leaves you with a mental picture 

The girl with the strong arm drank straight whiskey 

But I understand she still quotes scriptures 

All poor gardeners? berry sauces 

During the week long festival 

Kneeling down to think about the future 

Racing you would be quite dull 

After many years of exodus 

The hatchery fish run in rich rivers 

I'm afraid the memories regarding Nixon 

Are a little scary 

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The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers 

They all say she's mad y'know 

The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent 

She uses words like eskimo 

The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman 

Whose many parts add up to one 

The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary 

Yet I feel that it's all in fun 

In your nightmares rub around 

Those gay white males line up at church 

Drink their coffee pretend to be a cowboy 

Set aside an hour to search 

Pulling up leaves like little Russian problems 

Is now the tasty thing to do 

The unattractive? cloying sweetness is you 

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I find no fault with the two young lovers 

Who dine all night on candied eels 

Then dance till dawn to big band music 

And the sound of baboon squeals 

All last night I stared at jelly 

Till I knew love was all around 

Travelling through O'Hare airport 

Dressed like a circus clown 

The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries 

And that's kinda strange, even for her 

The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker 

But I don't think she's really sure 

Using strings just to pull things over 

Really keeps the party going 

I'm not sure but the history of Denmark 

Maybe the only thing worth knowing 

Has it ever dawned on you 

That car accidents just might be art 

And all those kids in foster care 

Just don't think you're very smart 

Down by the? on mother's day 

In a state of perpetual bliss 

Stan's the man with the lisp