The Fez Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! 

Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) 

You have angered the volcano god! 

I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat 

(ha ha ha ha) 

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2) 

He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because 

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again! 

Excuse me while I puke and die 

(ha ha ha ha) 

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Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what 

What really gets me mad in this life? 

It's the goddamn periodic table of elements. 

They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements. 

Then they've got 10 or 11 of these 

Non-naturally occurring man-made elements. 

They give them names like Einsteinium, 

Californium, and Nobelium. 

And what I want to know is 

If they're man-made 

Just how the hell can they be elements, huh? 

Know what's bothering my mind? 

Photos 

There's a time for taking 

And a time for giving 

But ripping off the Butthole Surfers 

Is how we make our living 

(ha ha ha ha)