Now Everybody's Me Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Now Everybody's Me 

Rodney: Joe, shut up! 

Everybody hates Edie Brickell 

All my favourite shows are on TV 

All the restaurants serve my favourite food 

'Cause now everybody's me 

Now my apartment's really crowded 

'Cause I live there and I'm everybody 

And everybody's sleeping with my girl 

But, hey, everybody's me 

Now everybody's me (x4) 

Everybody's watching Married with Children 

Everybody's into bestiality 

The stores stopped selling Amstel light 

'Cause now everybody's me 

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Everybody loves Charles Manson 

Everybody wants to set him free 

And everybody's on the parole board 

'Cause now everybody's me 

Now everybody's me (x4) 

I had to put an end to war 

Didn't make much sense to shoot at myself 

No more Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway salesmen 

Just a whole planet of TV addicts 

Everybody's got hairy feet 

Everybody follows my philosophy 

Everybody's got a nephew named Jeff 

'Cause now everybody's me 

They had to lower all the basketball nets 

'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3 

And everybody likes to dress like a monkey 

'Cause now everybody's me 

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Now everybody's me (x4) 

Now everybody's into what I do 

Steve Albini, John? and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like me 

I even set up a duo with Julio Iglesias 

It was called Me and Julio Down By the Crackhouse 

'Cause even Julio Iglesias is me 

I have the number one album 

I have all the albums 

'Cause now everybody's me! 

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Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell 

you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She 

went to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino 

Student Union, and four hundred people signed up. There they were, 

hundreds of 'em, lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did I 

mention the fact that she's left-handed? She's left-handed, alright. 

Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children 

into open manholes, which is kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the 

children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything... or 

her being a left-handed midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian 

midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget... or her 

being a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo... life can be really 

difficult on that young lady. 

She bit me once, you know. Right here, ya see this? Left a mark. She was 

lowerin' a friend of mine's kid into the sewer, I run up, and tried to 

stop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino! 

And you stop right there!" Then she bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna... I'm 

gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is 

full. 

Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself shrinking! I can 

feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to 

build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting 

red! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Suzanne Vega album! 

NOOO! NNNNNOOOO! 

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Oh, I'm okay; it was just gas.