Not Crazy Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

This is living 

I've got everything I want at my fingertips 

Just have to clap and lights turn on 

I've got several piles of records 

I don't know which one I'll put on next 

I've got a hundred subscriptions to magazines I'll never read 

I like mail 

I'm staring at the toys on my wall 

Wondering what can be swallowed 

Or take out an eyeball 

Or what the people in China think about these things 

When they make them 

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I'm not crazy 

I'm merely entertaining the thought of going insane 

The ball game must be over now 

Maybe they'll show a movie 

From the '80's 

And I'll imagine what it would be like to live back then 

At the age I am now 

I'm staring at the back of her head 

Trying to make her turn around 

Photos 

Feeling the meat on my cat 

Wondering what it would be like to cook her 

But I won't 

'Cause that would cause a terrible fuss among my friends 

And I'm not crazy 

I'm merely entertaining the thought of going insane 

I'm not crazy (x9)