Nitro Burning Funny Cars Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump 

Let's test our love, let's press our luck 

Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped 

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump 

This world is full of people who 

Spend their lives in shoppin' malls 

Let's go drinkin' on Highway 9 

We'll get smashed and have a wild time 

This world is full of people who 

Think a lot about bowlin' balls 

No one will ever fall in love with a 

Nitro burnin' funny car 

No one will ever have lunch with a 

Nitro burnin' funny car 

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Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass 

Get the hiccups if we eat too fast 

See how long our love can last 

Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass 

This world is full of people who 

Sit too long when the light is green 

Let's find some statues and then deface 'em 

I wanna beat up on Casey Casem 

This world is full of people who 

Eat a lot of franks and beans 

No one will ever buy a present for a 

Nitro burnin' funny car 

No one will ever go campin' with a 

Nitro burnin' funny car 

Let's entertain some ugly thoughts 

We'll cross our fingers so we won't get caught 

We'll forget what we've been taught 

Let's entertain some ugly thoughts 

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This world is full of people who 

Crack their knuckles and talk too loud 

Let's play some records and worship Satan 

I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin' 

This world is full of people who 

Look a lot like Gavin McCloud 

No one will really gives a damn about 

Nitro burnin' funny cars 

No one will ever write a song called 

Nitro burnin' funny cars 

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump 

Let's test our love, let's press our luck 

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump