Moron Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Hangin' out in the commode 

Listening to Depeche Mode 

You look like some kind of toad 

Why are you a moron? 

Got a skateboard "gnarly rad" 

With money from your mom and dad 

Take a bath 'cause you smell bad 

Why are you a moron? 

Walkin' down on old South Street 

Say "Hello" to the kids you meet 

If knowing you is such a treat 

Then why are you a moron? 

Got kicked out of public school 

Make a waste of our gene pool 

Face it asshole, you're a fool 

Why are you a moron? 

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"I'm starin' at a wall doin' nothin' at all 

Gotta get out a' here I could use some beer 

Wish I could get some beer 

I could use some beer tonight" 

In and out of trendy clubs 

With a pair of dayglow gloves 

You're the only one you love 

Why are you a moron? 

Tell us you've got somethin' to say 

Then bore us with your anarchy 

We just wish you'd go away 

Why are you a moron? 

A trendy loser's what you are 

It's your scene and your it's czar 

I'd like to see you covered with tar 

Why are you a moron? 

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Creeps like you should be wiped out 

You've got a face just like a trout 

Listen to everybody shout 

Why are you a moron? 

"I'm followin' the trends 'cause I wanna 

have some friends. I wanna be somebody. 

Don't wanna be nobody, I wanna be 

somebody. I wanna be with someone tonight" 

I swear that you are Hitler's clone 

You spread disease wherever you roam 

Got the brains of a garden gnome 

Why are you a moron? 

Voted for Reagan not once but twice 

Think that Jerry Falwell's nice 

Do you keep your brains on ice? 

Why are you a moron? 

In the end you're all alone 

No one calls you on the phone 

Got no job you've got no home 

Why are you a moron? 

Hangin' out in the commode 

Listenin' to Depeche Mode 

You look like some kind of toad 

You're just a fuckin' moron! 

"I'm freezed up inside. All my brain cells 

have died. I'm gonna get out a' here. I'm 

gonna get out a' here. I'm gonna get out 

a' here. I'm gonna get out a' here tonight."