How It's Gonna Be Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warm 

Things are lookin' good, then it's time to be born 

Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt 

And before you know it your umbilical cord is cut 

Drag you from your mama, wheel you down the hall 

Room full of babies, who just lie there and bawl 

Lyin' in a diaper, feelin' like a fool 

Things'll get much worse when it's time to go to school 

You're crammed into a classroom with 30 other kids 

Good you get nothing - bad you get hit 

Nobody likes you and the classroom is cold 

Stuck with a textbook that's 35 years old 

Bullies beat you up, teacher puts you down 

Sittin' in the corner don't dare make a sound 

If you learn one thing, better learn to curse 

'Cuz from now on, life gets even worse 

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Now that you are 30, better get a job 

You will buy a house, you will buy a Saab 

Get up in the morning, you will feel like dyin' 

As the years go rollin' by, you will lose your mind 

You were once a young man, now you're turnin' grey 

Listening to people talkin' 'bout the Judgment Day 

Now you've retired, goodbye to the job 

And you've lost your teeth, goodbye corn-on-the-cob 

Look back on your life and all the things you did 

Standin' in the yard, yellin' at the kids 

Now you're kickin' back, you don't have a care 

Time to see the world from your Craft-matic chair 

You'll move to Arizona where all the old folks go 

You will vote Republican, you'll see UFO's 

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Then one day you die, find yourself in Hell 

With the lake-o'-fire and that awful brimstone smell 

You were really good, but you weren't good enough 

Living ain't so easy, dying's really tough 

Now look around, see how it's gonna be 

Yes, my friend, you're screwed for all eternity