Do The Brown Nose Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Good evening ladies and gentlemen 

And welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge 

We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics 

My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me 

Well they're the Shyphonics 

And we hail proudly from Fargo, North Dakota 

Now, way down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little somethin' extra 

We like to do a little thing we call the brown nose 

And we'd like all you fine ladies and gentlemen here tonight 

To help us out in doin' the brown nose 

So remember: when I shout "What you gonna do?" 

You're gonna shouts back "Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose" 

Think you can handle that? (crowd: ya!) 

I'm pretty sure you can; let's give it a try 

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What you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, you should all be round up and shot 

That was terrible (crowd: moans) 

What you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Yes! Yes! That's so much better 

You have my permission to go out and reproduce (crowd: light cheering) 

You're lovely human beings 

So now we're gonna do a little brown nosin' for ya 

Are you excited? (crowd: cheering) 

Are you ready? 

Okay then, here we go! 

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When you want that job, I say now what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

There's rich uncle Bob, I say now what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

You get stopped by the man, I say now what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Record company wants to sign your band, I say now what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Mercy! 

? myself 300 times 

Alright! 

Now I know many of you fine ladies and gentlemen 

Have begun to ask yourself 

Ooh, but Lester Shy and the Shyphonics 

How do we do this wild new thing you call the brown nose? 

Well take a second, prepare yourself mentally and physically 

We'll show you how to brown nose 

Bend your (bend yo') knees (ooh LaLaLa...) 

Now move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...) 

Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...) 

Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...) 

Kiss my 

Askin' for some green, I say now what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Boss is really mean, I say now what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Wanna impress your a' girlfriend's father, I say what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

Owe some money a' to your brother, I say what you gonna do? 

(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose) 

You! Yes you! Here's a dime; run out and call the PMRC (Ok) 

Gonna brown nose! 

I wanna see every last one of you brown nosin' 

Even you tuna lips 

Alright! If you can dig it I wanna hear you shout 

Erlenmeyer Flask 

(Erlenmeyer Flask) 

Alright, I know you loved it the first time 

You gonna love it even more the second time 

As once more, we prepare to get down 

And do some serious big-time brown nosin' 

Bend your (bend yo') knees (ooh LaLaLa...) 

Move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...) 

Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...) 

Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...) 

Kiss my (YA!)