Chaos Theory Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

I am the king of the new white underclass 

I am the prince of the lazy and poor 

I am the one who sleeps the latest 

I am the one who won't do my chores 

I am the god of unemployment 

The Antichrist of the American dream 

I used to fight for church and country 

But now I don't fit into the corporate scheme 

I used to get up and go to work 

But I don't play that game no more 

I won't work for no corporation 

I won't owe my soul to no company store 

Study hard and you'll have a future 

Oh yeah, when the hell was that ever true? 

Study hard and you'll still go nowhere 

Study hard and you'll still get screwed 

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I used to get up and go to work 

But now I just wanna stay in bed 

Maybe I'll join the Communist Party 

Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red 

Workers of the world, unite and do nothing 

Workers of the world, unite and relax 

Don't get your boss that cup of coffee 

Don't write that memo don't send that fax 

You shouldn't even pay your income tax 

Workers of the world, unite and be lazy 

Workers of the world, listen to me 

Another 8 hours at the factory 

Another 8 hours and what have you learned 

Be obedient and do what they tell you 

Be obedient and still get burned 

Another 8 hours at the factory 

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Work all day for a tiny little check 

Work all day for no respect 

I used to get up and do my job 

But now I enjoy doin' nothin' better 

I think I'll go bum around 

I think I'll enjoy this lovely weather 

Maybe someday there'll be a revolution 

Maybe someday we'll have meaningful jobs 

But until that day I'm gonna be lazy 

I'm not gonna be no workin' slob 

I used to get up and go to work 

But I don't play that game no more 

I'm not gonna work for no corporation 

I'm not gonna owe my soul to no company store 

I used to get up and go to work 

But now I just wanna stay in bed 

Maybe I'll join the Communist Party 

Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red