Scab Made Out Of Faeces Lyrics - Dead Kid Harvester

Let me tell you about 

This week's casserole. 

It really fills that hole. 

Oh but the taste 

Is like human waste and I 

Wish I'd never been born at all. 

Let me tell you about 

My relationship with Nicole. 

I really fill her hole. 

Oh but her face 

Is like something else and so 

When I bring a condom 

I pack a paper bag as well. 

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A scab made out of faeces 

Can really stop the bleeding. 

Oh but the smell 

Is a kind of rotting hell and you 

Wish you'd never thought of the idea at all. 

Let me tell you about 

This week's casserole. 

It's like a scab made out of faeces. 

Scab made out of faeces. 

It really fills that hole. 

Oh but the taste 

Is like used toothpaste on mouldy bread so I 

Open a can of dog food instead. 

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Let me tell you about 

My relationship with Nicole. 

I'm like a scab made out of faeces. 

Scab made out of faeces. 

I really fill her hole. 

Oh but her body 

Is like a giant lump of porridge so I 

Close my eyes and think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead instead. 

A scab made out of faeces 

Is a ridiculous idea, 

But if you're ever out in the woods 

And get mauled by a bear, 

Just take a shit and smear it 

On that stump where your arm was before. 

And you'll live happily ever more, 

But you might need some deodorant.