Well Paid Scientist Lyrics - Plastic Surgery Disasters - Dead Kennedys

You're a well paid scientist 

You only talk in facts 

You know you're always right 

'Cause you know how to prove it 

Step by step 

A PhD to show you're smart 

With textbook formulas 

But you're used up 

Just like a factory hand 

Something is wrong here 

You won't find it on a shelf 

You're well paid 

You're well trained 

You're tied to a rack 

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Company cocktails - gotta go 

Say the right thing 

Don't fidget, jockey for position 

Be polite 

In the pyramid you hate 

Sip that scotch 

Get that raise 

This ain't no party at all 

Cringe and tense up 

Grind your teeth 

And wipe your sweaty palms 

Close your windows driving past 

The low life company bar 

They're making fun of you 

Photos 

Oh, even you 

You've gotta punch the clock 

Too scared to punch your boss 

When will you crack 

When will you crack 

When will you crack 

When will you open your eyes 

Pull up to your sterile home 

You're drained 

Bite the heads off of your kids 

Chew them well, they taste like you 

Just slam the door 

Assigned here 'cause your company owns the land 

All your colleagues live here too 

Private guards in golf carts 

Keep you safe at home 

The dark shattered underbelly 

Of the American dream 

Avoid it like the plague 

It stares you from the bathroom mirror 

Drown