Too Drunk To Fuck Lyrics - Fresh Fruit For Rotten Vegetables - Dead Kennedys

Went to a party 

I danced all night 

I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight 

But now I'm jaded 

You're out of luck 

I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck 

I'm too drunk to fuck 

I'm too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

I'm too drunk, too drunk 

Too drunk to fuck 

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I like your stories 

I like your gun 

Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun 

But in my room 

Wish you were dead 

You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead 

I'm too drunk to fuck 

I'm too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

It's all I need right now 

Too drunk to fuck 

I'm too drunk to fuck 

I'm too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

I'm sick soft gooey and cold 

Too drunk to fuck 

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I'm about to drop 

My head's a mess 

The only salvation is I'll never see you again 

You give me head 

It makes it worse 

Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse 

Too drunk to fuck 

You're too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

It's all I need right now 

Oh baby, I'm melting like an ice cream bar 

Oh baby 

And now I got diarrhea 

Too drunk to fuck 

Yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, oh