Pull My Strings Lyrics - Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death - Dead Kennedys

I'm tired of self respect 

I can't afford a car 

I wanna be a prefab superstar 

I wanna be a tool 

Don't need no soul 

Wanna make big money 

Playing rock and roll 

I'll make my music boring 

I'll play my music slow 

I ain't no artist, I'm a business man 

No ideas of my own 

I won't offend 

Or rock the boat 

Just sex and drugs 

And rock and roll 

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Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool 

My Payola! 

Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool 

My Payola! 

You'll pay ten bucks to see me 

On a fifteen foot high stage 

Fatass bouncers kick the shit 

Out of kids who try to dance 

If my friends say 

I've lost my guts 

I'll laugh and say 

That's rock and roll 

But there's just one problem... 

Chorus 

Is my cock big enough 

Is my brain small enough 

For you to make me a star 

Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul 

Pull my strings and I'll go far 

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And when I'm rich 

And meet Bob Hope 

We'll shoot some golf 

And shoot some dope 

Is my cock big enough? 

Is my brain small enough? 

Repeat chorus, etc. etc