Jock - O - Rama Lyrics - Frankenchrist - Dead Kennedys

You really like gorillas? 

We've got just the pet for you 

It's the way you're forced to act 

To survive our schools 

Make your whole life revolve around sports 

Walk tough - don't act too smart 

Be a mean machine 

Then we'll let you get ahead 

(chorus) 

Jock-O-Rama - Save my soul 

We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol 

The future of America is in their hands 

Watch it roll over Niagara Falls 

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Pep rally in the holy temple 

And you're forced to go 

Masturbate en masse 

With the favored religious cult 

Cheerleaders yell - "Ra Ra Team" 

From the locker room parades the prime beef 

When archaeologists dig this up 

They'll either laugh or cry 

Jock-O-Rama - On the brain 

Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane 

The future of America is in their hands 

Watch it roll over Niagara Falls 

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Unzip that old-time religion 

On the almighty football field 

Beerbellies of all ages 

Come to watch the gladiators bleed 

"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun 

You're going out there to win 

How d'ya win? 

get out there 

And snap the other guy's knee!" 

Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up! 

Ra Ra Ra 

Snap those spinal cords 

Ha Ha Ha 

The star quarterback lies injured 

Unconscious on the football field 

Looks like his neck's been broken 

Seems to happen somewhere every year 

His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry 

Their favorite son will never walk again 

Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent 

What spirit 

What a man" 

But who cares? 

Games over - Let's go get wasted man 

To the 7-11, to the liquor store 

Let's party all night and party some more 

Another Trans-Am 

Wrapped itself around a telephone pole 

"I ain't drunk, officer 

I just fell gettin' out of my car" 

Don't worry about it, son 

We were that way when we were young 

You've got all the skills 

To make a damn good businessman 

Jock-O-Rama - that's the law 

Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol 

If the future of America is handed to them 

Watch it roll over Niagara Falls.