Advice From Christmas Past Lyrics - Dead Kennedys

Why are such a stupid asshole? 

Would you really like to know? 

Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes, and Yvette will show you how 

You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey 

Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird 

Life can be perfect 

People can be trusted 

Someday, I will fall in love 

A nice quiet home of my very own 

Free from all hate 

Happy and having fun all the time 

It never happened did it? 

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