When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

Gather round and listen up my children 

This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear 

It's about a place called Neverland 

Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over 

The man who lives there is creepy and weird 

He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard 

By the day he's full of fun and games 

But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets 

All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry 

When the big hand meets the little hand 

I know you're bad but this guys worse 

When the big hand meets the little hand 

Now you might think that your parents are cruel 

Sending you off to get molested is not very cool 

But you should have thought about that when you were being bad 

Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad 

But if you're lucky and quick to act 

You just might escape with your virginity intact 

Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone 

Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home 

But instead of your parents dial 9111 

And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them 

"Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's 

stuck his glove up my shorts" 

All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright 

When the big hand meets the little hand 

Cause Michael Jackson's gonna get you tonight 

When the big hand meets the little hand