Two Dogs Fucking Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

the mayor of nipean took a walk in the park 

to admire the beauty of his man made nature 

he came upon a sight that made him blood run cold 

so he called upon the mighty lord to help him fight his foe 

it was two dogs fucking 

stuck ass to ass 

entwined in bestial romance 

it was obscene so he called the police 

they sent an officer named him fitzgibbons 

they came up with a plan that involved a bucket of cold water 

to be thrown upon the fornicating demons 

but they had to face... 

it was two dogs fucking 

stuck ass to ass 

entwined in bestial romance 

their plan was successful at seperating the beasts 

but there were bigger forces at work here 

the male began to change into a terrifying creature 

that was the cross between a pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex 

as it turns out the male dog was actually an unusual alien life form on a trip across the galaxy that had stopped off on earth to check out the attractions and pick up a quick piece of tail when it was rudely interrupted by our heroes it became enraged at their indiscretion and immediately brought an end to all life as we know it 

all because they couldn't stand the sight of....