Stupid World Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

Lisa washed her hair on Monday 

Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday 

Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday 

Lisa washed her hair on Thursday 

Then her husband noticed that her shampoo 

Had upset her pH balance 

Her hair was all dried out and frizzy 

So he shot the bitch and moved to the city 

Oh, what stupid world, ooh yeah 

Her husband got a job at a roller rink 

He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink 

He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter 

Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger