Proud To Be Canadian Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

I'm proud to be a Canadian 

Pass me another beer 

I'm proud to be a Canadian 

Hold my seat while i take a piss 

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose 

His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger 

The only reason we live in fucking igloos 

Is our government makes a living licking shit holes 

I'm proud to be a Canadian 

Pass me another welfare check 

I'm proud to be a Canadian 

Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it 

I'm proud to be a Canadian 

Pass me another eskimo 

I'm proud to be a Canadian 

Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole