My Kingdom On Earth Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den 

'cause everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom 

My wife is usually nagging, and if she ain't she's slagging something that is dear to me 

So I have a place where I can get some space, I don't even have to leave to take a leak 

Welcome to my kingdom on Earth 

Please don't come in, the king is giving birth 

Don't stand out there in the hallway quietly listing 

To see if you can catch me masturbating 

I got a stack of dirty books 

So I can have a look 

And see if something comes up 

'cause when I'm in my chamber 

I don't think about behaviour 

'cause there's no one there to witness it 

And you know the king has strange tastes 

And there's no limit to the places 

He will go when he is wasted 

Just look at it like this 

I don't leave right after I piss 

I just stay a while and unload some stress