Hide The Hamster Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own 

He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home 

He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him 

They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean 

Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline 

They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses 

[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster 

They dance around on the dance floor 

From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail 

The hamsters last abut five minutes 

And their death throes bring the dancers 

They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses 

Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death 

So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm 

They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses