Fuck My Shit Stinks Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin 

Readin bout the war in Lebanon 

A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome 

But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home 

[Chorus:] 

Oh fuck my shit stinks 

Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks 

Argh fuck billy my shit stinks 

Maybe there's something wrong with my diet 

I had a case of beer and couple of tacos 

You know I feel like Johnny Cash 

Going down in that ring of burning fire 

Well all my friends like heavy metal 

But I've always been partial to polkas 

While they're all playin their air guitars 

I'm fartin along with the booming tubas