Dream Date Of The 90's Lyrics - Singles - Dayglo Abortions

in the 70's i used to hang around in bars 

i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars 

i'd let them take me back to their place 

where i'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck and sit on their face 

now i stay at home 

i have sex over the phone 

and i have what it takes to masturbate 

then i got knocked up in the 80's 

so i went to a clinic for ladies 

the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt 

the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt 

now i stay at home 

i have sex over the phone 

i know what it takes to masturbate 

now i'm living in the 90's 

AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays 

but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach 

and i never went to one of those roman fucking bathes 

oh eeh ooo awe 

dream date of the 90's