Dear Black Santa Lyrics - Dax

[Intro] 

H-H-Hey Santa, it's, it's Dax again (Hi) 

Just checking if you got my list (Oh) 

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[Verse 1] 

Dear Mr. Santa (Hello) 

My name is Dax and I've been a good kid 

I made a list of the shit that I wanted this year 

Did you read it? I'm hoping you did (You did) 

I put my country, my state, my street, my chimney 

Just so you'd know where I live (Google maps) 

Stopped watching porn, gave to the homeless (So like, damn dude) 

Don't be a bitch! 

Yeah I want Cadillac color matte black (Skrr) 

Yeah I want a thick bitch with a fat ass (Hm) 

Yeah I want a crib to crash with a pool and a court and a golf course all in the back (Yah) 

Yeah I want Gucci, Prada coupled with a million dollars 

Instagram a million followers 

Takeout food from Benihana's (Please) 

I need a follow back Lele Pons (Where you at?) 

I need a Drake feature on a song (Go on then) 

I could probably do this shit myself and all 

But I ain't really tryna wait that long (Facts) 

So Santa this is my list and I'm confident in you that you complete it (I know you will) 

Me and your daughter are friends and if I don't get all of my shit I'ma Mike Jackson beat it 

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[Interlude: Black Santa] 

Dear Mr. Dax 

I took the time to go over your list 

And unfortunately I'm sorry to say 

You have been a bad kid (Very naughty) 

I can get some shit but not all those God damn gifts (Sorry) 

And as for my daughter young man 

There ain't no way your fuckin' that bitch 

[Verse 3] 

Man, fuck you Santa 

I don't even want your gifts 

I don't even want that car 

I don't even want that bitch 

I don't even want that shit 

Now I want Mrs. Clause 

Want her saying hoe hoe hoe hoe 

While she's on my pole pole pole pole 

Keep my wrist froze froze froze froze 

When I play games with Rudolph 

Yeah yeah yeah I'm crazy Santa 

Gave her the dick, banana 

Came through with the heat, the jammers 

Butt cheeks through the sheets, pajamas 

So what does that mean? 

I think it means that I win either way 

I'll leave you cookies and milk and a note on the table 

And here is what that shit's gonna say: 

Make sure you clean the motherfuckin' chimney (I want it spotless) 

Make sure you turn off the lights when you done 

(Got bills to pay dude) 

Make sure you leave me a tip on the table (That's right for me) 

Don't eat two cookies your fat ass gets one 

Don't forget to leave shit in my stocking yeah you know where it's at 

Milk chocolate, some henny and condoms with that 

Xanax, weed to sell in the trap 

Don't lie Santa, boy I know that you're black 

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen 

Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen 

Talk shit they all go missing 

Santa nigga it's Merry Christmas 

(Merry Christmas) 

(I got all the loot) 

(Oh oh oh oh oh oh) 

[Outro] 

It's Dax