Red Neck Friend Lyrics - David Lindley

Pretty little one, how has it all begun? 

They're teaching you how to walk but you're already on the run 

Little one, what you gonna do? 

Little one, honey, it's all up to you 

Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news 

Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused 

Little one, come on and take my hand 

Well, I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan 

Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line 

See if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine 

But let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend 

Well, honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend 

Well, they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve 

Well, they've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move 

Little one, I really wish you would 

Little one, I think the damage would do you good 

Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line 

We're going to forget all about the battle, it's gonna feel so fine 

'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink, eleven on a scale of ten 

Well honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend 

Well honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line 

I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle 

And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin' 

Honey, don't just stand there lookin' like this dream will never end 

Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend 

I said, "Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend"