Californication Lyrics - Sex, Drugs & Video Games - David Banner

In californication, yeah, bitch I'm from the country dumb make the nigga soft 

Big city nigga come south and get they wigs knocked off 

...I just hustle and flow, find a track to start and pimp on a hoe 

The block got hot a nigga had to get low 

Get the fuck out of ... I hit my uncle on the east side 

Trevon, wharrup neph what's cracking 

I wanna visit L.A., I'm already packed 

Been already stacking so we gonna get turned up 

Soon as you land, purple kush gonna get burnt up 

Shit, the next day I'm in the LAX 

Uncle Trey pulled up in a Camaro SS 

Black on black, sitting on 23 

Bumping rich boy like bitch ... 

2 bad bitches in the back seat, one of them for me 

Next ... name Marie, rolling up some trees, 

...Roll down the window, just to feel the breeze 

It's real nice, feeling like paradise shit 

And all I can see is sunshine and palm trees 

Welcome to californication, welcome to californication 

Where we're going, to the hood 

Now I wanna see the ...shower... 

Fool, that's where the cops be 

I ain't got no driver's license or assurance 

Sure enough the cops put us over on... 

Everybody out the car, the cops set us on the curbe 

They searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs 

What's this in that cigar? Medical marijuana officer 

I got a ....call 

What condition you smoke weed for? 

Trevon Jones, place your hands behind your back 

You're under arrest for warrants go to court...Monday 

Monday? It's Wednesday man, 

Or maybe Tuesday, you heard me m'aam 

Now if you keep it up, I'll arrest you for obstruction of justice 

Trev like, take the car, fuck this 

Have fun, call my homies, go clubbing with you dumb ass 

At least they ain't found my gun stash 

Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation 

Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation 

I'm telling you that 

Welcome to californication, anyone goes, everything goes 

Welcome to californication, californication 

I dropped the bitches off, now I'm off to my uncle house 

Stopped by the liquor store, nothing but the thugs out 

White teeth and chunks when niggas hit me up like 

Where you from homie? 

Lifted up his shirt on me, Colt 45 

And dawg I wouldn't strap another would walk up like 

Nah, he cool, that's Dave Black, Tray lo folks 

Visiting from Mississippi, 

Pass the pine of Hennesey, here sip this with me 

I'm Javon, we're gonna get it popping tonight 

Wassup, Hollywood around, these niggas are flocking at night 

What's flocking? Breaking in homes...burglary nigga, damn you slow 

Oh we kicked it in the hood drinking smoking kush twist up 

Hood rat with the big butt chose up got our dicks up 

Kissed my auntie on the cheek see you laters 

Now we 5 niggas deep and ... 

The club's off the chain, I'm seeing models and stars 

NBA players straight buying out the bars 

The state of Arizona kinda segragate 

But my dick don't discriminate, 

Black girls white girls, pimping I just like girls 

California girls, Katy Perry tight girls 

Met an Asian with fake tits next to a hype girl 

She took a pot of ...sniffing on that white girl 

VIP bottles and all that, this ... started pouring out cognac 

... I took a bottle and I cracked that nigga, smacked that nigga 

Security bust me like arrest that nigga 

Tearing up the club, all 5 of us 

Asian bitch grab me like hurry up slide with us 

But the cops were outside stop ... to retain me 

Found some coke in her purse, motherfuckers play me 

Next thing you know I'm in the county jail 

I walked and I seen my uncle Tray's right there 

And he's just shaking his head then he laughed at a nigga 

Don't be in the bed, don't let the bright lights fool ya... 

It's been 24 hours I just caught my first case 

I just can't see the honey once I got locked up 

Niggas doing crazy my advice... 

As they tripping on me for no reason... 

Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation 

Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation 

I'm telling you that 

Welcome to californication, anyone goes, everything goes 

Welcome to californication, californication