Little Suzzie Shallow Throat Lyrics - David Allan Coe

Little Susie Shallow Throat 

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely 

All the girls all made fun of her at school 

'Cause no matter how she tried 

She could not get a dick inside 

Her shallow throat 

Shallow throat 

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big 

Cucumbers and sausages 

They just would not fit 

She tried 'em all 

The football team all tried to give her lessons 

She practiced but she threw up on the coach 

Not one man on the squad 

Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat 

Shallow throat 

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big 

Cucumbers and sausages 

They just would not fit 

She tried 'em all 

The drum major was a boy named Slick 

Who had a very little bitty dick 

She licked it sucked and stroked it 

'til Slick thought she might choke 

He never knew 

She had a shallow throat 

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big 

Cucumbers and sausages 

They just would not fit 

She tried 'em all 

She finally learned to deep throat after all 

Since she met Slick she's really had a ball 

But Slick he's kind of lonesome 

With Susie and the kid 

'Cause though his dick just fits her throat 

Her pussy's much too big