David Alan Coe Lyrics - David Allan Coe

The Vibrator Queen 

Well she ordered it from a magazine 

I guess for about ten bucks 

And it came by special delivery 

in a plain brown cardboard box 

Well she opened it and inspected it 

(Someone in the audience yell's " How long was it") 

(David answered " Bout twelve inches long") 

Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can 

And turned that sum-a-bitch on 

Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled 

Collapsed into utter pleasures 

(Chorus) 

She's a Vibrator Queen 

She's in love with a machine 

She swears it's an American dream 

AC/DC try it and you'll see 

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans 

Well she fell in love with what she had bought 

A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought 

But through her love she could not see, 

What a terrible fate there was to be. 

Well she found her answer to all of her dreams 

In a battery operated sex machine 

Man nor beast could take it's place 

She was destined to die with a smile on her face 

(Chorus) 

She's a Vibrator Queen 

She's in love with a machine 

She swears it's an American dream 

AC/DC try it and you'll see 

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans 

One day while she was in the bath 

She decided poorly, 

To do her thing in the water 

She paid no mind to that caution sign 

That old AC current got her 

Now people say, for miles around 

They can still hear that dildo a hummin 

But 'at's when I realized she cant be dead 

Hell! Her ass must still be cummin 

(Chorus - twice) 

She's a Vibrator Queen 

She's in love with a machine 

She swears it's an American dream 

AC/DC try it and you'll see 

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans 

She's a Vibrator Queen 

She's in love with a machine 

She swears it's an American dream 

AC/DC try it and you'll see 

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans