Chutes And Ladders Lyrics - ...again - Dave Edmunds

Up the Ladder 

Down the Chute 

What a Game 

What a Hoot 

Your in the Game, you've got no Choice 

You can't Complain, you've got no Voice 

Take a Turn, roll the Dice 

Sometimes Nasty, Sometimes Nice 

Now it's a Nightmare, now a Dream 

Now it's Bitter, now it's Sweet 

Win or lose, you're in to Stay 

Prayin' for sixes until your dying Day 

Up the Ladder 

Down the Chute 

What a Game 

What a Hoot 

I guess he figured, this is Cute 

Lets throw in some forbidden Fruit 

That'll get em, it's a Beaut 

Up the Ladder, down the Chute 

Well you could Run, and you could Hide 

Punch all your Fun, the rest you Ride 

Watch the Players, bendin' Rules 

They sail along, in a ship of Fools 

You get Lucky, or miss the Throw 

Easy Come, or easy Go 

Take your Partners, they're playin' your Song 

Just make it up as you go Along 

Up the Ladder 

Down the Chute 

What a Game Man 

Ahh, Shoot 

Help me baby when the ladders Steep 

I'll be your eyes when the chutes are Deep 

Lets help each other win or lose in Style 

Lets help each other make it all Worthwhile 

Up the Ladder 

Down the Chute 

What a Game 

What a Hoot 

I guess he figured, this is Cute 

I think I'll throw in some forbidden Fruit 

That'll get 'em, it's a Beaut 

Up the Ladder, down the Chute 

Up the Ladder 

Down the Chute 

What a Game 

What a Hoot 

What a Game Man 

What a Hoot...