Jussummen Lyrics - Das Efx

Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba 

Franks making thanks, operating like Trapper 

John M.D., yeah, that's what folks tell me 

I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby 

So there, dear, uhum, you suit though 

Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo 

Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble 

And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle 

But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters 

Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers 

See, I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write 

I got it going on 'cause my crew is 'nuff hype 

Plus I zitz 'em, I zamz 'em, I grams em like Zorro 

I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella Dorro 

Bread sticks, oh yes it's the books plus three 

Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, Abe Blitz and Tea 

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'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

Diggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka 

Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher 

When I'm proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings 

I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons 

I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder 

I'll jump up and flex, make you think I'm Jane Fonda 

I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laid back like Tito 

I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo 

Amigo, se Vente, yes I can samba 

I'm known like Geraldo, Shishi Karamba 

The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser 

I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser 

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So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive 

I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five 

Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite 

I'm well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show 

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, ho 

Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends 

'In the states I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yenz 

Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William 

I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million 

Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children 

I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims 

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo 

I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo 

Like Cheeko, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so 

When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Arts 

Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna 

I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya 

A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie 

And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler that a Calvin 

My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin 

I'm not your Kurt Gowdie but I'm outtie, sianara 

So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back Kotter 

I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them 

I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum 

No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash 

I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash 

I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna 

I gave a crew cut to Sinead O'Conner 

Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born 

'Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on 

Yes I am, my gibitibibity bedroom will not end 

To the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again 

'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me 

I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic 

Jussumen that's on the mic