If Only Lyrics - Das Efx

And it go a little something like this 

Hit it 

Shiggity shoz bots, hots, I rocks 

I kiggity kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops 

Hops, I diggity digs more wigs than John the Baptist 

They call me Mr. Rapper, so I guess I be the rappist 

No practice, yo Krayzie 

(Diggity yes?) 

Knocker 

Don't bolo like Han Solo, come work like Chewbacca 

So ease back, slick or get kicked in the tush 

Yep, I call ya Snaggle if your puss 

Ee Gads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in 

And plus I piggity pop your shit like [unverified] 

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But, umm, rarely does my crew get into beefus 

I fliggity flips the mould like the gold that's on my cheebas 

Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Flipsy, be the eldest 

I'm hipper than the hip bone connected to your pelvis 

So Hickory Dickory Dock, diggity don't your wish 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

Like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

Like this 

Shibbity bop, shibbity boo, check out the way I drops the scoop 

I'm kniggity knockin' butts out, daily, troop 

I friggity fry the funk, that's why they call me Krazyie Drayzie 

I giggity gots more props than that kid named Beatle Bailey 

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The boogity woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin 

I swingity swing more shit than Tarzan be doin' 

I heard that shit was thick, that's why I spick like I was span 

Then I, umm, flip my bit and take a dip like Aquaman 

So, umm, figgity, fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell blunts 

I gibbity got lines like Evil Knievel got bitch stunts 

Ya dunce, I'm diggity down with The Hit Squad, aight 

I flippity fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites 

So I stiggity start the spliffin', give me your lips so I can rock 

I got more skills than John Han got cock 

So Hickory Dickory Dock, diggity don't you wish 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

Like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

Like this 

And away we go, priggitypraise the Lord, Our Father 

I kiggity caught 'The Love Boat', [unverified] 

I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic 

It's diggity Das EFX, umm, chum, can you smell it? 

Yippity yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun 

So come on, baby, and do the locomotion 

Umm, so now what the fuck? 

I give 'em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck 

Schmuck, I'm kniggity knarly, dude, hey, swick 'em 

I biggity bangs the chunks 'cos they plumps when I cook 'em 

I quiggity quick, quick, diggity dick, dick, tiggity tick, tack, toe 

So figado, figado, figado, figado 

I'm niggity not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt 

I figgity funk up Sanford and his fuckin' son 

So Hickory Dickory Dock, diggity don't you wish 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

Like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

If only it sounded like this, like this 

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