Wanker Lyrics - Darkness

It was a hot day 

(Woah) 

And there were boobies Ahoy 

I am a bastard 

(Woah) 

I've been a very naughty boy 

Hell has no fury like a woman is scorned 

I ain't been this miserable since the day I was born 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

Overfloweth my cup 

(Woo) 

I coked the whole thing up, up, up 

Well, I am spineless 

(Woah) 

I ain't got no balls 

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I am a wanker 

(Woah) 

No, I won't return your calls 

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it 

You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

Overfloweth my cup 

(Wooo) 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

(Look into my eyeballs) 

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it 

You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

Overfloweth my cup 

(Wooo) 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

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I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

Overfloweth my cup 

(Wooo) 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up 

(Look into my eyeballs)